marissapastore:

This is my friend Pierce Crowley. He went missing on friday May 25th near the white plains train station in new york. On twitter we are trying to make him a trending topic. I would really appreciate it if you could take 2 seconds out of your time to reblog this. We will find you Pierce if its the last thing we do <3. #FindPierce 

secretsby-candlelight:

My college semester starts June 14.
I have to pay tuition in less than two weeks.
I need $500.

I really need Tumblr’s help right now.
My FAFSA wont be approved in time. And the money I was expecting to help pay for it was voided. Something happened and I simply wont…

And when she says, “I left my house, left my clothes,” you’re just like, “BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES.”

Seriously though, she’s hot.

Those fries could be salted with tears

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

STOP THIS WILL JUST GET WURST AND WURST.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif,

because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters!

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Floyd.